2 definitions by Our Lord and the Saviour God
Very big. Huge in fact. He has large hands and feet and ears, he constantly jokes about how big his penis is and you've seen the bulge. Somehow, you still didn't believe it.
Allow me to wash your fears away: Ben has a big dick. If that doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will.
Allow me to wash your fears away: Ben has a big dick. If that doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will.
"How would you know Ben's dick size?"
"Wouldn't you like to know? ;)"
Ben:"Yeah, my hands and feet are huge... You know what that means..."
Friend:"Yes Ben we get it, you think you have a big dick."
Me:"Ben does have a big dick."
"Wouldn't you like to know? ;)"
Ben:"Yeah, my hands and feet are huge... You know what that means..."
Friend:"Yes Ben we get it, you think you have a big dick."
Me:"Ben does have a big dick."
by Our Lord and the Saviour God September 25, 2018