A band who use fast, but easy guitar riffs, rediculously cheesy lyrics sung in a girly-man tone, and trash can drums. Metallica are to be avoided at all costs.
Surgeon General's Warning: Metallica's horrid music may cause bleeding of the ears and ripping of the hair from the scalp by oneself.
Surgeon General's Warning: Metallica's horrid music may cause bleeding of the ears and ripping of the hair from the scalp by oneself.
'Tallica Sheep: Yeah, dude! Metallica rule!!! HELL YEAH! *prong*
Educated Individual: No, Metallica are the worst band on earth. They need to have their arms amputated so they may never again make music.
Educated Individual: No, Metallica are the worst band on earth. They need to have their arms amputated so they may never again make music.
by Nie Schneckenwindung beendend May 27, 2005