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Antolf (noun)
An Anthony who transforms a chill work group chat into a corporate dictatorship overnight. One minute it’s memes and Monday blues, the next it’s “Please keep all communication strictly task-related” and 14-point action plans for lunch orders. Antolf doesn’t ask—he commands. Typing in lowercase? Strike one. Using a GIF? Treason. Mentioning weekend plans? Unprofessional behavior will be reported to HR. Antolf rules with an iron fist.
An Anthony who transforms a chill work group chat into a corporate dictatorship overnight. One minute it’s memes and Monday blues, the next it’s “Please keep all communication strictly task-related” and 14-point action plans for lunch orders. Antolf doesn’t ask—he commands. Typing in lowercase? Strike one. Using a GIF? Treason. Mentioning weekend plans? Unprofessional behavior will be reported to HR. Antolf rules with an iron fist.
“We used to drop memes in the chat, but ever since Anthony became Antolf, even a ‘lol’ gets you a warning.”
by Nick Temple April 11, 2025
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