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A car that has been mistaken as an american legend. When in all reality is driven by high school girls and 35 year old douche bags trying to bang the aforementioned high school girls. Most are equipped with underpowered V6 engines, however most are driven like they are formula one cars or top fuel dragsters. Often decorated with stickers of performance parts that the vehicle is not equipped with "i.e. Edelbrock, NOS, etc." These cars are peices of shit and should be destroyed.
"Wow! I just paid 500 dollars for this mustang its got a v6, oh, and check out that edelbrock sticker on the back window. Its so bad ass"
by Mustangs are gay. July 7, 2009
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