Definitions by Mr. Holbrook, aka GOD

Atheist 

An idiot, who cannot accept anything truthful, and sees themselves higher than a deity. They also often refuse to believe in a deity only because they get bored during religious services. They don't understand that they don't have to go, but they can still believe! Damn teenagers.

I'm pretty sure Rosie O'Donnell is an atheist, however she could be Scientologist, or even Dr. Philliate.

Atheist by Mr. Holbrook, aka GOD February 19, 2009