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The act of telling your friend that he cannot solely rely on you for fantasy sports advice. Usually occurs after many text messages or emails asking about trades and/or waiver pickups
Bob: Yo, should I trade Derek Jeter for Vlad Guerrero? I needs me some ribbies.

Fran: Bob, I need to fantasy break up with you
by Mr. Fantasy Guru May 27, 2010
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