Definitions by Mr. Awesome, The Captain of Cool

The Oil Rig 

The act of stopping up a toilet with toilet paper and then depositing your feces on top of the paper. The turd should protrude through the top of the water, resembling an oil rig.

The man was disgusted when he had to plunge The Oil Rig festering in his toilet.

The Oil Rig by Mr. Awesome, The Captain of Cool July 16, 2007