Definitions by Morris Packer

Lap burn 

A burn, or the burn mark, inflicted by using a laptop (processor heat) on bare skin. Usually from surfing while nude or using your laptop in the bathroom.

After two hours in the bathroom he almost suffered from a second degree lap burn.

Lap burn by Morris Packer February 21, 2008

Landing nap 

The irritating nap that occurs just before landing after staying awake an entire flight.

As always I suffered from a landing nap, and startled out of my seat in a less then amusing mood.

Landing nap by Morris Packer December 6, 2007