27 definitions by Moblspank
Stoner Dude: I went to a party in Buckhead Saturday night. Knew no one there. Woke up naked in a bed and had no idea how I got there. Did a butt check to see if I was raped.
by Moblspank October 1, 2023
1. Falcon-Dawg: a member of an Atlanta area sports fan group, the Falcon-Dawgs known for taking over whatever venue they inhabit.
2. Falcon-Dawg: a hot dog sized piece of shit that flies through the air.
2. Falcon-Dawg: a hot dog sized piece of shit that flies through the air.
1. The Falcon-Dawgs just arrived. It won't be long til the cops are here
2. At the campsite Gerald dropped his pants, bent over and grabbed his ankles, then sent a Falcon-Dawg flying into my tent!
2. At the campsite Gerald dropped his pants, bent over and grabbed his ankles, then sent a Falcon-Dawg flying into my tent!
by Moblspank September 29, 2023
Cannon Landscaping: a lawn service where the only requirements are:
1. Be a jacked and swole dude w/ 16.5" guns, bare minimum.
2. Wear sleeveless shirts that say CANNONS.
3. Mow lawns.
1. Be a jacked and swole dude w/ 16.5" guns, bare minimum.
2. Wear sleeveless shirts that say CANNONS.
3. Mow lawns.
Neighborhood punk 1:
"Cannons Landscaping sucks. But they're mowing half the lawns in town. I don't get it. Why?"
Neighborhood punk 2:
"Ask your mom."
"Cannons Landscaping sucks. But they're mowing half the lawns in town. I don't get it. Why?"
Neighborhood punk 2:
"Ask your mom."
by Moblspank November 2, 2023
A McStocko is a menace to society behind the wheel of car, a terrible driver, often in a car without license plates and of questionable legitimate citizenship.
That McStocko just turned left across two lanes of traffic! He could have caused an accident. He doesn't even have license plates on that P.O.S..
by Moblspank February 14, 2022
by Moblspank March 21, 2023
Triple Makita: the act of drinking coffee and reading the sports page while taking a dump on company time.
Worker 1: Somebody ran off with the sports page and were out of coffee!
Worker 2: Meeks took the sports page. He's in the last stall drinking coffee and taking a dump.
Worker 1: Damn! The Triple Makita.
Worker 2: Meeks took the sports page. He's in the last stall drinking coffee and taking a dump.
Worker 1: Damn! The Triple Makita.
by Moblspank September 29, 2023
Bodybuilders Club: a bunch of delusional posers, usually senior citizens, who meet in the city park every Saturday morning to do dumbell exercises. Afterwards, they go to IHOP to eat and talk about bodybuilding.
Teenager 1: Look at those old guys lifting weights in the park.
Teenager 2: They call themselves the Bodybuilders Club.
Teenager 2: They call themselves the Bodybuilders Club.
by Moblspank October 3, 2023