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The language with phrases like “omelette du fromage” that, if spoken in front of girls, will get you more excitement than can be imagined.
Me: *accidentally* Omelette du fromage?
Girl: Oh, Ahmed (Yes, that’s my name)! French is the language of love! Let’s get busy!

Me, thinking: If French is the language of love, then if Germany was responsible for beating down the Jews, then is German the language of hatred?
by MisterWhomstDVe December 02, 2019
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God forbid they ever take Bieber for a ride. He was bad enough.
Disney may have taken Fox, but they have also taken our hearts. Just be original already!
by MisterWhomstDVe April 05, 2021
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Good advice for prisoners:
If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you'll be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Ergo, with your bum out and in clear sight, you're gonna have to take it in the bum from a sick, psychotic fellow inmate.
by MisterWhomstDVe February 09, 2020
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There’s two. The film studio, and the animation studio that’s now owned by Universal.
If you’re talking of the former...
They haven’t updated their opening logo yet?? By Gaffrey, they’re way too old!
If you’re speaking of the latter...
What’s a DreamWorks film without fart jokes? Just because kids will always laugh at them doesn’t mean films should keep including them! Thank you, Jeremy Scott!
DreamWorks is okay for us, but stop putting in fart jokes. Very Shrek of you.
by MisterWhomstDVe April 15, 2021
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To stick out one’s male anatomical organ from the clothing articles.
Oh... So I have to eject pillar?
by MisterWhomstDVe December 03, 2020
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The butt men are a group of deformed digital birds with large gluteal areas that can crush you in a fraction of the time. Their collective name comes from a misinterpretation of a line in a song by Jack Black and Tenacious D.
"Be you angels?'
And we said, "Nay!"
"We are butt men!"
SQUORTCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by MisterWhomstDVe March 01, 2021
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It’s what I discuss when my brother tries to get even one-fraction of a bowl of pasta.
Capitalism is all for me.
by MisterWhomstDVe September 03, 2021
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