10 definitions by Mike P. Grant, Esq.

sumbrella

An umbrella specifically designated for use to prevent sunlight from burning human skin. synonymous with 'parasol', and derived from the terms 'sun' and 'umbrella'.

Da sun is burning my fucking skin. Gimme dat sumbrella you sumbitch.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. September 5, 2006

skrunk

Very, very drunk. Derived from combining crunk and skunk. Means "Crunk as a skunk."

He is so skrunk, I thought he might diddle that ginch.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 28, 2006

courtesy finger

A gesture that occurs after a driver, indicator flashing, is not given proper room to change lanes, and must forcibly wedge his car into the desired lane.

He didn't let me in, so, after I cut him off to get over, I gave the fucker my courtesy finger.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 7, 2007