Definitions by Mike "Big Bird" Cannizaro

pontiac tom 

A rather plump fellow with a family car, which happens to be a black pontiac. He on occasion decides to randomly attack people such as his friends. Sometimes when feeling frisky he likes to drive around the middle schools in his area searching for what he calls "easy money".

Damn it stop trying to give my little sister "rides" in your family car pontiac tom!

pontiac tom by Mike "Big Bird" Cannizaro September 10, 2004