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Pubes

The crusty musty ironed hairs in ur gentiles
OH MY MARY UR PUBES THERE THERE SO LLL…onggg I CANT U MUST HAVE TO USE A STRAIGHTENING IRON ON THEM DAY AND NIGHT MY LORD THOSE PUBES MUST CAUSE SUCH ANXIETY LIKE WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF AND U THINK ITS A ROBBERY BUT ITS NOT OR HOW ABT UR LEMONADE STAND WHERE UR JUICE IT OUT OF UR PUBES HUH HOW U LIKE THAT. ALRIGHT KIDS LETS END THIS OFF ON A GOOD NOTE VERY MOVING…
by Mary’s mom April 20, 2022
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