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when an overly gay man named Jordan dresses retarded to go out with his BFFL (his only friend) and get shit on by older white males.
Jordan is a hot mess. He had an anal blowout last night....and liked it.

That old white man sure did BLAST Jordan's face with his anal blowout!
by Ling Ling and Marquita October 17, 2008
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