swordchucks

A type of weapon in which 2 swords are attached by a chain and swung around randomly. Due to this, injuries (and possibly fatalities) are guaranteed to all but the most stalwart of swordchucksmen. For the most part, used by Fighter of 8 Bit Theater, though not even he, with his mastery of the vargus-do style of swordplay, can seem to master it. Either that, or Black Mage always destroys Fighters help source before he can make use of it.

Fighter: Say, if we're quitting, does that mean I can practice at my swordchucks now? Watch!
Red Mage: No, wait, Fighter! Don't!
*SHLOCK*
Red Mage: NooOOOOOO!!!

by Lee Fitzgerald (AKA Loyal2NES) April 22, 2004