1 definition by Kiara Avocado

nonconformist

There is no such thing as a nonconformist. It is but a myth. There are so many nonconformists these days, that being a nonconformist would make you a conformist, because you are conforming to being nonconformist. Everyone is trying to be so unique and be nonconforming, that they are being non-nonconformist, resulting in a double negative and causing them to be conformists. To be a nonconformist would thus result in being a conformist.

Steve: I am a nonconformist.
Bob: No. By being a nonconformist, you are a conformist. I am a conformist, therefor I am a nonconformist.
Steve: Genius.

by Kiara Avocado May 20, 2007