Marshmallow Fluff

When a guy is having sex with his girl while she is sleeping and he reaches his limit and pulls out to cum on her face. Then after he cums on her face, he places an actual marshmallow on her face with the cum to prove how strong and sticky it is

Man 1: Well, someone got some marshmallow fluff last night!

Man 2: "You could say I left my girl a little present on her face while she was sleeping."

by Kathryn Santini April 17, 2016

Number Three

When you walk in on somebody, and instead of them being on the toilet, they're masturbating

Man 1: "Oh My God! I'm so sorry!"
Man 2: "Hey, so you caught me taking a Number Three, it happens."

by Kathryn Santini August 15, 2016