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According to Family Guy Wisconsin is the the sanctuary of fat people which being a Wisconsinite I can say that is very very true.
"Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery."
- Peter in Wasted Talent
- Peter in Wasted Talent
by Jokesterpants June 25, 2009
Get the Wisconsinmug. The country to the north of the United States known for its beautiful landscape, hockey, and its frigid cold. But those are the only positives to the country of Canada. The negatives include...
-Saying Eh? at the end of every sentence turning that sentence into a question.
-Sure you hockey-nuts have the second largest country in the world but how much of that is actually populated...Thats what I thought.
-Although all the Canadians believe that they burned down our White House in the War of 1812 you didn't. It was British soldiers stationed in Canada that did it. Thats like after the American soldiers invaded Iraq and semi fixed its government the Iraqis saying oh yeah we fixed our own government.
-Who actually wants to live in the cold weather of Canada anyway...exactly.
-Canadians barely have a military so if Bush was still our president and got bored one day and decided to invade Canada there would be nothing you guys could do to stop us except maybe make a barricade of Mounties on horseback but Oh no look here come our tanks Mounties:0 America:1
Those are just a few of the reasons Canada is probably the shittiest place to live.
-Saying Eh? at the end of every sentence turning that sentence into a question.
-Sure you hockey-nuts have the second largest country in the world but how much of that is actually populated...Thats what I thought.
-Although all the Canadians believe that they burned down our White House in the War of 1812 you didn't. It was British soldiers stationed in Canada that did it. Thats like after the American soldiers invaded Iraq and semi fixed its government the Iraqis saying oh yeah we fixed our own government.
-Who actually wants to live in the cold weather of Canada anyway...exactly.
-Canadians barely have a military so if Bush was still our president and got bored one day and decided to invade Canada there would be nothing you guys could do to stop us except maybe make a barricade of Mounties on horseback but Oh no look here come our tanks Mounties:0 America:1
Those are just a few of the reasons Canada is probably the shittiest place to live.
Canadian: Welcome to Canada eh?
American: Shut the hell up and go chug some maple syrup.
Canadian: Well that would be a mighty discomfort in my tumbly bumbly wouldn't it eh?
American: So who won the hockey game last night?
Canadian: Pshh, its the start of our summer you silly fraggle muffin we don't start our hockey season for a couple more weeks when autum comes alone eh?
American: Wow...
American: Shut the hell up and go chug some maple syrup.
Canadian: Well that would be a mighty discomfort in my tumbly bumbly wouldn't it eh?
American: So who won the hockey game last night?
Canadian: Pshh, its the start of our summer you silly fraggle muffin we don't start our hockey season for a couple more weeks when autum comes alone eh?
American: Wow...
by Jokesterpants June 25, 2009
Get the Canadamug.