Definitions by John Semen Reilly

Sugar Glider 

(Slang) Noun: A morbidly obese woman, who, when seen from behind attempting to take a box down from the top shelf at a big-box retail store, possess sufficient arm flab to drape down far enough to resemble someone wearing a parachute suit.

When the sugar glider raised her arms to the same angle, I noticed that the amount of arm flab on each arm differed, in that the area covered by the left-arm formed a trapezoid, while the right arm resembled a side on a rhombus

Sugar Glider by John Semen Reilly December 18, 2023