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BAP

B.A.P., an acronym for the way of life known as "Bitches and potatoes". Basically the practice of requiring high quality potatoes along with bitches, to be satisfied. No one without the other, you have to have both. As a wise man once said, "If a bitch gonna come up to you and hop on yo dick, she better have some damn potatoes. Ain't no bitch without potatoes worth it."

Guy 1: hey see that girl over there? Isn't she hot?
Guy 2: does she have potatoes?
Guy 1:... no...
Guy 2: man remember BAP. If a bitch ain't got potatoes, she ain't worth it.
Guy 1: you're totally right man, thanks!

by Ivan E the Awesome March 21, 2014