Woke

“Whatever conservative pundits want you to be mad or scared about today.”

Whether it’s fake CRT outrage, wanting to ban teaching the darker parts of American history or just getting upset that Microsoft is adding an auto sleep function to the Xbox (no really), conservatives are just calling everything to the left of Pinochet “woke”.

“Xbox also has announced they’re going woke too, and- you know, because of climate change.”