Definitions by I don't care, I'm a punk

Michael Kelso 

The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.

Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!

Michael Kelso by I don't care, I'm a punk March 31, 2010