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Lynnfield

Quite possibly the most futile town in Massachusetts. It's full of Guidos and
stupid pale-ass Irish people. All the girls think they're pretty and "too good
for you" when they're really not. And all the boys are blind of common sense and
care about nothing but fucking sports. Everyones blind about any other sexuality
other than heterosexuality, and everyone in town is a douche-bag in their own
way.

"Look at that girl rejecting all those guys over there, she's totally from Lynnfield."
"Lynnfield wouldn't be a bad town if everyone weren't such sad fucks!"

by I'm Goin' For A Ride! September 24, 2013