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Miracle turd
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A
miracle
turd is a turd which requires either
minimal
to no
wiping
Joe-''you
will
never
believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a
miracle
turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''
Miracle turd
by
Hola ese
June 8, 2015
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