Skip to main content

Definitions by Hello I’m unloveable

The most beautiful, wonderful girl you’ll ever meet. She’ll be the live of your life and you’ll have the perfect relationship. Until you find out she never actually loved you and is an absolute fucking slut who cheated on you for 8 months. Turns out she pretended to love you during the happiest year of your life as she fingered herself to her new boyfriend and gave you false hope that she may still love you before she shattered your heart into billions of unfixable pieces.
“Hey man how are things going with you and Emma? You guys seem head over heels for each other !”

“Oh she was a fucking slut and broke my heart. She’s awful.”
Emma by Hello I’m unloveable October 31, 2018