Hefftious Maximus's definitions

Bear Grylls

One Badass Irishman (he is not british) and is the host of Man Vs. Wild. He eats zebra carcass's and sheep eyeballs not because he is hungry but because he can. Bear Grylls is the reincarnation of our lord and savior. Les Stroud should be ashamed to even attempt to compete with this god of a man.

I just watched Bear Grylls swim 34 miles through the woods naked...yes the woods.

by Hefftious Maximus January 6, 2010