Definitions by Gurney McGurnster

nonsense merchant 

A peddler of nonsense.
Someone whose words have little or no sense and meaning, and who is senseless, foolish, or absurd

A nonsense merchant is someone who possesses expertise in the field of nonsense.

''Listen to that Eamonn spouting absurdities. He really is a nonsense merchant.''

nonsense merchant by Gurney McGurnster November 20, 2009