fat pill

(noun) A doughnut or other small sweet pastry.

If you keep scarfing down those fat pills your ass is gonna be as big as a fucking house!

by Grue January 18, 2004

ass mechanic

(N) A proctologist; a doctor that specializes in disorders of the anus, rectum, male prostate gland and lower gastrointestinal tract.

When the ass mechanic stuck his finger in Bob's poop chute, he moaned another doctor's name. He's been regretting it ever since!

by Grue December 30, 2003

fart smucker

A spoonerism of "smart fucker", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smeller

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

Hey, you fixed that real quick-like! You must be a fart smucker!

by Grue December 14, 2003