Definitions by Grue

fart smucker 

A spoonerism of "smart fucker", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smeller

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

Hey, you fixed that real quick-like! You must be a fart smucker!

fart smucker by Grue December 14, 2003

crapsplatter 

The nasty residue left on the underside of the toilet seat after an extremely forceful and/or large bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that burrito yesterday. I left a nasty crapsplatter.

crapsplatter by Grue December 14, 2003

ditch licker 

(noun) Male or female who performs the act of cunnilingus. Sometimes used as a derogatory term for lesbians.

If it smells good, EAT IT!

Her pussy was so beautiful it made me proud to be a skilled ditch licker.

ditch licker by Grue December 14, 2003