Eric "ae" Kettonhoffen's definitions
An incredibly drunk individual whos eyes become like butt cheeks, which usually involves stumbling sentences and awkward advances at unattractive persons.
Bro, you had big time ass-eyes last night when you peed your pants and then slept with that homeless lady
by Eric "ae" Kettonhoffen February 16, 2008
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