Definitions by Eric "ae" Kettonhoffen

Ass-Eyes 

An incredibly drunk individual whos eyes become like butt cheeks, which usually involves stumbling sentences and awkward advances at unattractive persons.

Bro, you had big time ass-eyes last night when you peed your pants and then slept with that homeless lady

Ass-Eyes by Eric "ae" Kettonhoffen February 16, 2008