Erasmas McThirsty Jr. III's definitions

finger blasting

The act of holding a fire cracker just a bit too long.

I went to the forth of July celebration, but ended up Finger Blasting

by Erasmas McThirsty Jr. III October 28, 2003

Fart Spray

A spray that contains Methane. It does not smell like your average fart, but it does smell like a sewer

He fart sprayed the church retreat.
He sprayed Fart Spray on Paul A Gargin Jr.

by Erasmas McThirsty Jr. III October 28, 2003