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Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.
I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!
by El Poopstersaurus November 7, 2018
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by El Poopstersaurus January 4, 2019
Get the tee tee mug.A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.
by El Poopstersaurus January 4, 2019
Get the love tumor mug.Something that you take a poo in and leave on someone's doorstep so that when they answer the door, they step in the poo. Sometimes the poo is replaced with a very large quantity of semen making the prank even more hilarious.
We left a Paperbag on Mr. Shittington's doorstep. I sure hope that bastard steps in the feces and tracks it around his house!
by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019
Get the Paperbag mug.A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.
Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?
by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019
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Get the urine mug.I started marshmellowing a couple years ago and became addicted. It's like I'm eating marshmellows with my bunghole.
by El Poopstersaurus December 28, 2017
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