El Poopstersaurus's definitions

penis showing game

A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.

Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?

by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019

car to table shoes

Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.

I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!

by El Poopstersaurus November 7, 2018

love tumor

A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.

I hope I get a love tumor in my asshole today...I need the feel of hot cum all up in my booty-hole!

by El Poopstersaurus January 4, 2019

cerebro de mierda

A person that literally has shit for brains and understands only the Spanish language.

Carlos is a cerebro de mierda. He is dumb as shit salad.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

deluxe handshake

When you get a huge load of shit or jizz in your hand then give someone a handshake.

That SOB gave me a deluxe handshake so I kicked him in the nads.

by El Poopstersaurus October 28, 2017

massachusetts slurpee

A special type of turd only found in Massachusetts that can be slurped on to enjoy a full rich flavor of pure shit. It is a common snack for any poopaholic.

Man, I love the taste of shit. Go get me a massachusetts slurpee please.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

shit salad

A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.

This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017