23 definitions by El Poopstersaurus

Jagoogala

Short-hand for "I just shit my pants".

Jagoogala! I may need to change my pants here soon!

by El Poopstersaurus January 25, 2018

deluxe handshake

When you get a huge load of shit or jizz in your hand then give someone a handshake.

That SOB gave me a deluxe handshake so I kicked him in the nads.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

asstaminophen

A pain reliever that is shoved up the ass.

My head hurts...pop a asstaminophen in my bunghole please.

by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017

poopbutt

A person who is too shy to drop a deuce in public and therefore opts to just shit all up in his/her drawers.

Dude, I used to be nothing but a poopbutt but now I'm the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

by El Poopstersaurus January 25, 2018

poop on wood

A habit done primarily to increase one's luck. It involves pooping on a piece of wood (preferably hardwood).

I have never farted in class---poop on wood.

by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017

shit salad

A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.

This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?

by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017

ass-a-frass

Any type of grass that looks, smells, or tastes like pure asshole.

I planted a bunch of ass-a-frass grass in my yard to keep the burglars away.

by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017