El Poopstersaurus's definitions

Paperbag

Something that you take a poo in and leave on someone's doorstep so that when they answer the door, they step in the poo. Sometimes the poo is replaced with a very large quantity of semen making the prank even more hilarious.

We left a Paperbag on Mr. Shittington's doorstep. I sure hope that bastard steps in the feces and tracks it around his house!

by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019

penis showing game

A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.

Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?

by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019

marshmellowing

The act of shoving marshmellows up one's asshole by the ton.

I started marshmellowing a couple years ago and became addicted. It's like I'm eating marshmellows with my bunghole.

by El Poopstersaurus December 28, 2017

niggtopus

A cross between an octopus and a black person. They usually possess eight jet-black tenticles, but occasionally only have seven. Their diet consists of strictly watermelon, fried chicken and grape drank. They most commonly reside beneath the ocean surface but can be lured out by the sound of loud rap music with heavy bass.

I saw a niggtopus the other day eating a mess of greasy ass chicken. I shot it in the asshole with my .22 for shits and gigs.

by El Poopstersaurus April 23, 2018

car to table shoes

Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.

I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!

by El Poopstersaurus November 7, 2018

tee tee

The scientifically correct way to speak about urine and occasionally semen.

There is a bunch of fucking tee tee all over my backpack. I guess I'm gonna have to shit on the stairs today to even things out.

by El Poopstersaurus January 4, 2019

love tumor

A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.

I hope I get a love tumor in my asshole today...I need the feel of hot cum all up in my booty-hole!

by El Poopstersaurus January 4, 2019