El Poopstersaurus's definitions

urine

A yellow liquid that is sterile and is liked for its taste.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste!

by El Poopstersaurus May 21, 2018

poopaholic

Someone who is always trying to poop on other people's belongings

That poopaholic took a shit in my backpack right before class.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

car to table shoes

Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.

I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!

by El Poopstersaurus November 7, 2018

Jagoogala

Short-hand for "I just shit my pants".

Jagoogala! I may need to change my pants here soon!

by El Poopstersaurus January 24, 2018

love tumor

A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.

I hope I get a love tumor in my asshole today...I need the feel of hot cum all up in my booty-hole!

by El Poopstersaurus January 4, 2019

ass-a-frass

Any type of grass that looks, smells, or tastes like pure asshole.

I planted a bunch of ass-a-frass grass in my yard to keep the burglars away.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

tennessee log jammer

A person who jams large logs of shit into his/her asshole for pure unadulterated pleasure while in Tennessee.

I became a true tennessee log jammer when I picked up a turd from a Wal-Mart toilet and shoved it deep into my asshole while visiting my grandmother in Knoxville. It felt SUPER AMAZING!!! I now perform this act at least 10 times a day whenever I'm in Tennessee.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017