penis showing game

A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.

Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?

by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019

cerebro de mierda

A person that literally has shit for brains and understands only the Spanish language.

Carlos is a cerebro de mierda. He is dumb as shit salad.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

love tumor

A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.

I hope I get a love tumor in my asshole today...I need the feel of hot cum all up in my booty-hole!

by El Poopstersaurus January 04, 2019

shit salad

A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.

This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

tee tee

The scientifically correct way to speak about urine and occasionally semen.

There is a bunch of fucking tee tee all over my backpack. I guess I'm gonna have to shit on the stairs today to even things out.

by El Poopstersaurus January 04, 2019

urine

A yellow liquid that is sterile and is liked for its taste.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste!

by El Poopstersaurus May 21, 2018

ass-a-frass

Any type of grass that looks, smells, or tastes like pure asshole.

I planted a bunch of ass-a-frass grass in my yard to keep the burglars away.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017