El Poopstersaurus's definitions

Cumming, GA

A city where it is legal to cum on strangers in any public location.

Man, I came all over that dude at the store in Cumming, GA. It was motha-fuckin epic.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

marshmellowing

The act of shoving marshmellows up one's asshole by the ton.

I started marshmellowing a couple years ago and became addicted. It's like I'm eating marshmellows with my bunghole.

by El Poopstersaurus December 28, 2017

tee tee

The scientifically correct way to speak about urine and occasionally semen.

There is a bunch of fucking tee tee all over my backpack. I guess I'm gonna have to shit on the stairs today to even things out.

by El Poopstersaurus January 4, 2019

poopaholic

Someone who is always trying to poop on other people's belongings

That poopaholic took a shit in my backpack right before class.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

car to table shoes

Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.

I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!

by El Poopstersaurus November 7, 2018

massachusetts slurpee

A special type of turd only found in Massachusetts that can be slurped on to enjoy a full rich flavor of pure shit. It is a common snack for any poopaholic.

Man, I love the taste of shit. Go get me a massachusetts slurpee please.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

deluxe handshake

When you get a huge load of shit or jizz in your hand then give someone a handshake.

That SOB gave me a deluxe handshake so I kicked him in the nads.

by El Poopstersaurus October 28, 2017