El Poopstersaurus's definitions

massachusetts slurpee

A special type of turd only found in Massachusetts that can be slurped on to enjoy a full rich flavor of pure shit. It is a common snack for any poopaholic.

Man, I love the taste of shit. Go get me a massachusetts slurpee please.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

deluxe handshake

When you get a huge load of shit or jizz in your hand then give someone a handshake.

That SOB gave me a deluxe handshake so I kicked him in the nads.

by El Poopstersaurus October 28, 2017

shit salad

A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.

This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

penis showing game

A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.

Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?

by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019

cerebro de mierda

A person that literally has shit for brains and understands only the Spanish language.

Carlos is a cerebro de mierda. He is dumb as shit salad.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

love tumor

A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.

I hope I get a love tumor in my asshole today...I need the feel of hot cum all up in my booty-hole!

by El Poopstersaurus January 4, 2019

tennessee log jammer

A person who jams large logs of shit into his/her asshole for pure unadulterated pleasure while in Tennessee.

I became a true tennessee log jammer when I picked up a turd from a Wal-Mart toilet and shoved it deep into my asshole while visiting my grandmother in Knoxville. It felt SUPER AMAZING!!! I now perform this act at least 10 times a day whenever I'm in Tennessee.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017