Jagoogala

Short-hand for "I just shit my pants".

Jagoogala! I may need to change my pants here soon!

by El Poopstersaurus January 25, 2018

poop on wood

A habit done primarily to increase one's luck. It involves pooping on a piece of wood (preferably hardwood).

I have never farted in class---poop on wood.

by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017

shit salad

A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.

This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?

by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017

poopbutt

A person who is too shy to drop a deuce in public and therefore opts to just shit all up in his/her drawers.

Dude, I used to be nothing but a poopbutt but now I'm the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

by El Poopstersaurus January 25, 2018

tee tee

The scientifically correct way to speak about urine and occasionally semen.

There is a bunch of fucking tee tee all over my backpack. I guess I'm gonna have to shit on the stairs today to even things out.

by El Poopstersaurus January 04, 2019

cabeza de mierda

Ya sea una persona con muy mala personalidad o una persona con la cabeza hecha de excrementos.

Carlos es una verdadera cabeza de mierda. Lo odio.

by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017

deluxe handshake

When you get a huge load of shit or jizz in your hand then give someone a handshake.

That SOB gave me a deluxe handshake so I kicked him in the nads.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017