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Something that you take a poo in and leave on someone's doorstep so that when they answer the door, they step in the poo. Sometimes the poo is replaced with a very large quantity of semen making the prank even more hilarious.
We left a Paperbag on Mr. Shittington's doorstep. I sure hope that bastard steps in the feces and tracks it around his house!
by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019
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Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?
by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019
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Get the urine mug.I started marshmellowing a couple years ago and became addicted. It's like I'm eating marshmellows with my bunghole.
by El Poopstersaurus December 28, 2017
Get the marshmellowing mug.A cross between an octopus and a black person. They usually possess eight jet-black tenticles, but occasionally only have seven. Their diet consists of strictly watermelon, fried chicken and grape drank. They most commonly reside beneath the ocean surface but can be lured out by the sound of loud rap music with heavy bass.
I saw a niggtopus the other day eating a mess of greasy ass chicken. I shot it in the asshole with my .22 for shits and gigs.
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