El Poopstersaurus's definitions

love tumor

A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.

I hope I get a love tumor in my asshole today...I need the feel of hot cum all up in my booty-hole!

by El Poopstersaurus January 4, 2019

marshmellowing

The act of shoving marshmellows up one's asshole by the ton.

I started marshmellowing a couple years ago and became addicted. It's like I'm eating marshmellows with my bunghole.

by El Poopstersaurus December 28, 2017

testicle sandwich

A sandwich literally including ball sack as the main ingredient.

I ate a huge testicle sandwich for breakfast this morning, then shit all over the stairs.

by El Poopstersaurus October 28, 2017

tee tee

The scientifically correct way to speak about urine and occasionally semen.

There is a bunch of fucking tee tee all over my backpack. I guess I'm gonna have to shit on the stairs today to even things out.

by El Poopstersaurus January 4, 2019

urine

A yellow liquid that is sterile and is liked for its taste.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste!

by El Poopstersaurus May 21, 2018

poopaholic

Someone who is always trying to poop on other people's belongings

That poopaholic took a shit in my backpack right before class.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

penis showing game

A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.

Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?

by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019