El Poopstersaurus's definitions

deluxe handshake

When you get a huge load of shit or jizz in your hand then give someone a handshake.

That SOB gave me a deluxe handshake so I kicked him in the nads.

by El Poopstersaurus October 28, 2017

massachusetts slurpee

A special type of turd only found in Massachusetts that can be slurped on to enjoy a full rich flavor of pure shit. It is a common snack for any poopaholic.

Man, I love the taste of shit. Go get me a massachusetts slurpee please.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

shit salad

A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.

This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

poop on wood

A habit done primarily to increase one's luck. It involves pooping on a piece of wood (preferably hardwood).

I have never farted in class---poop on wood.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

car to table shoes

Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.

I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!

by El Poopstersaurus November 7, 2018

poopaholic

Someone who is always trying to poop on other people's belongings

That poopaholic took a shit in my backpack right before class.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

asstaminophen

A pain reliever that is shoved up the ass.

My head hurts...pop a asstaminophen in my bunghole please.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017