ass-a-frass

Any type of grass that looks, smells, or tastes like pure asshole.

I planted a bunch of ass-a-frass grass in my yard to keep the burglars away.

by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017

massachusetts slurpee

A special type of turd only found in Massachusetts that can be slurped on to enjoy a full rich flavor of pure shit. It is a common snack for any poopaholic.

Man, I love the taste of shit. Go get me a massachusetts slurpee please.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

Jagoogala

Short-hand for "I just shit my pants".

Jagoogala! I may need to change my pants here soon!

by El Poopstersaurus January 25, 2018

poopbutt

A person who is too shy to drop a deuce in public and therefore opts to just shit all up in his/her drawers.

Dude, I used to be nothing but a poopbutt but now I'm the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

by El Poopstersaurus January 25, 2018

poop on wood

A habit done primarily to increase one's luck. It involves pooping on a piece of wood (preferably hardwood).

I have never farted in class---poop on wood.

by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017

shit salad

A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.

This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?

by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017

deluxe handshake

When you get a huge load of shit or jizz in your hand then give someone a handshake.

That SOB gave me a deluxe handshake so I kicked him in the nads.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017