El Bearo's definitions

miranda

The ability to like a boy for one week and stop liking him the next. Sometimes troubling, the "miranda" takes skills such as
1)being awesome
2)being able to laugh at stupid things
3)being attracted to babes only
4)being pretty

Miranda: "I think I like him"
Heather: "He has a boob."
Miranda: "Hes still cute."
Heather: "His boob is cute."

week later-
Heather: "Look its the kid with the boob"
Miranda: "Ew look at it jiggle!"
Heather: "I thought you liked him.."
Miranda: "Yeah I dont know why. ewwww"

by El Bearo November 6, 2007