Definitions by Earl Annie Edna

Tampon Call 

1) When someone announces that they need to leave to go and change their tampon.
2) Common attention-grabbing excuse.

Kira: Okay guys, I have to leave now to go and change my tampon!
Everybody Else: Wtf?...Tampon Call!

Tampon Call by Earl Annie Edna August 17, 2008