Definitions by Drimspittle McTish

Swod 

The penis when considered as a navigational tool.

Midshipman: For chrissakes, cap'n. Ye cannae guide is through the Pacific wi' nought but yer swod.
Captain: Ayeee, ye've a lot tae learn about the ways of the sea, boy.

Swod by Drimspittle McTish July 11, 2007