Dr. W.C. Minor's definitions

Canada's History

A sex act, banned in 16 states, involving the following:
a funnel, maple syrup, handcuffs, a foot-long rubber cylinder, antlers & duct-tape. Optional: a goose.

I wanted her to do Canada's History, but it disgusted her, so she offered a Cleveland steamer.

by Dr. W.C. Minor February 5, 2010