Definitions by Dr. KnowItAll

Dellavicate 

The act of staying in the bathroom long enough for the poop to "disappear" and not needing to wipe or clean your butt.

Guy 1: we ran out of toilet paper, should I go buy some?
Guy 2: Nah I'll just dellavicate

Dellavicate by Dr. KnowItAll February 27, 2015