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Definitions by Depressed420Boi69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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THE BIGGEST
FUCKING LIE EVER!
GOD DAMMIT
YOU’RE AT THE CLUB
PARTYING
!
Person 1
: Ok babe, I’ll be home in
five minutes
Person 2
: Oh fuck.
In five minutes
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Depressed420Boi69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
June 12, 2018
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