Definitions by Daniel P. Rash

box of win 

Simply put, a box of wine. So called because the high volume of shitty wine contained within will help you achieve whatever goals you desire, provided they involve lowering your standards and/or projectile vomiting.

"Crack open another box of win, it's gonna be a long night"
"Blaaaaaaaargh"

box of win by Daniel P. Rash August 16, 2006