Cullen urban dictionary club's definitions
The act of hiding under a bench with a pair of kitchen shears, and when your desired victims comes up, cut open their pants and eat them out, or hold them down and give 'em a good pounding
Dude, I performed the most perfect and delicious Uzbek park bench today. But, I think I need to see a toxicologist now.
by Cullen urban dictionary club April 20, 2018
Get the uzbek park benchmug.