Crazy Lenny and Bill of DB Inc.'s definitions
While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".
My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.
by Crazy Lenny and Bill of DB Inc. January 2, 2009
Get the Texas Roostermug.