Definitions by Captain Orange

Hoolawapper 

(v) A hard slap against the head, usually given to someone who has done something incredibly stupid. A hoolawapper is about 20 decibels louder than a bitch-slap. Less derogatory than PoesKlap but with the same effect.

If you do that again I will hoolawapper you!

That idiot just got hoolawapper(ed)

Hoolawapper by Captain Orange February 3, 2010