TurdBurglar

When you are sitting on the can and the log that pops out from your 'poop shoot' is suddenly snatched by the force of a amazingly smooth criminal's hand sliding between your right ass cheek and the toilet seat, this my people is your commonly known TURDBURGLAR!

Informant: Da'Boof
Possible Whereabouts: Boof-Town USA, Lost City of Boof, Boofermuda Triangle & Boof Be Gone.

OMG! Who was that mask-man? He stole my Turd! What a fucking TurdBurglar! WTF Mate?