Definitions by Big Dick Mcfuckalotty.

Monkey whore

A woman who leaves relationships to immediately be in another relationship because she was already laying the groundwork if not already outright cheating so that she has a soft place to land, and never really being single ever. Much like the monkey in the jungle, swings from tree to tree, the monkey never lets go of one branch until its paw is firmly grabbing the other, ie; monkey whore

She’ll never be alone, she’s a monkey whore, she’s always gonna have a dude waiting

Monkey whore by Big Dick Mcfuckalotty. April 28, 2026

Dickficiency 

The lack of dick for everyone else due to others hogging all the dick for themselves.

There's a real dickficiency in this nation right now. More dick is needed.

Dickficiency by Big Dick Mcfuckalotty. March 22, 2017