Definitions by Ayatollah Kohmeni

Priest Penis 

Slang term for a virgin, only applying to males. It refers to the fact that priests are virgins, or at least they're required to be. Usually used in an offensive manner.

"Dude, have you ever gotten laid?"
"No"
"Haha ya priest penis!"

Priest Penis by Ayatollah Kohmeni March 13, 2009