Anti-social Hoya's definitions

lacrostitute

A person, commonly of the female sex, who possesses a strong affinity for lacrosse players; lacks self-restraint when in the presence of financially endowed, but intellectually impaired, genitalia-minded athletes.

"Who on the lacrosse team hasn't Katie slept with?"
"No one! She's such a lacrostitute!"

by Anti-social Hoya April 6, 2008