Alamo Dudes's definitions

Country Blumpkin

When you are taking a shit in an outhouse while a chick is giving you head. See blumpkin

"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"

by Alamo Dudes March 11, 2009