Lmao

It's like that Chinese knockoff of lol that people use because their friend already said lol

Ace: Lol that was funny
Daniel: Lmao yeah it was
Ace: Dude. The fuck.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

VCR

Imagine a DVD, but fucking huge.

Ace: Hey dad, can I borrow your VCR machine?
Dad: Why?
Ace: So I can fucking sell it on Ebay and buy a Netflix subscription.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Bob

That old man with a pumpkin for a stomach who asks if you have some trail mix.

Ace: Hello.
Bob: Got nuts?

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Presidential Election

Two rich old white perverts try putting fake votes in a box to rule a country.

Ace: Who will you be voting for in the Presidential Election?
Trump: A wall.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM

When you're bored and have a good keyboard like me.

Ace: QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM
Google: Here are 4242424242424242424242 results in .0000042 seconds.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Hot Chocolate

It's like coffee, but it doesn't make you high, tastes fucking amazing, and is reserved for kids only.

Ace: Can I have some hot chocolate, please?
Waiter: Does this look like a Chuck E. Cheese to you.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Anime

The only excuse for lesbians to watch cartoons while still sounding mature

Ace: Do you watch anime?
Lily: OH MY GOD GON AND *insert gibberish* KISSED THEN STABBED EACH OTHER OH MY GOD

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020