A Guy Named Dank's definitions

School

A PLACE OF PAIN AND TERROR IN WHICH YOUR PARENTS FORCE YOU TO GO FROM MONDAY TO FRIDAY, EVERY WEEK. Where you MAY find some friends, THAT GO THROUGH THE EXACT SAME T TORTURE. WHERE THEY GIVE YOU HOMEWORK EVERYDAY, TAKING AWAY YOUR TIME TO WATCH PORNOGRAPHIC FILMS AND OTHER SHIT. WHERE YOU BARELY LEARN SHIT. WHERE THEY MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A BELT AND SLAP YOUR ASS. WHERE KIDS FAKE SICKNESS SO THEY DONT HAVE TO GO. AND DO THIS DAILY, EVERY WEEK FOR 12+ (OR 12-) YEARS (DEPENDING ON IF YOU GET LIFT BACK OR SKIP GRADES, OR IF YOU GO TO COLLEGE) IF YOU GET THE CHANCE, ESCAPE FROM THIS MADNESS. IF YOU GET A CHANCE TO BE PRESIDENT SAVE THESE KIDS LIVES. WHY DONALD TRUMP, WHY BARACK OBAMA, WHYYYYYYYYYY!! IT JUST MAKES ME WANNA EAT TIDE PODS! AND DRINK BLEACH!!

I just survived a full day of SCHOOL dad, are you proud??

I HATE SCHOOL!!

I WAS JUST TORTURED AT SCHOOL!

THIS GODDAMN SCHOOL GIVING ME SO MUCH HOMEWORK

Young, Dumb, Broke high SCHOOL kids. (DA DA DA DA DUH DUH DA DUH DUH DA DA DA DA DA DA)

by A Guy Named Dank February 14, 2018