's definitions

smpfilter

smpfilter is an editor on Instagram

“YOO check it out! smpfilter posted on Instagram!”

“what the hell are you talking about. they don’t post on that Instagram account anymore”

“oh right”

by anonymous February 21, 2023

Maredel

Is the original

Maredel is the original girlfriend

by anonymous May 13, 2022

Git

Fuck did Monty Python not teach us anything? It’s how you introduce stuck up rich fucks who piss you off with their weird shit. “Let me introduce you, John Stokes this is Sniveling Little Rat Faced Git.” Then Mia Zapata stole it for her band name. Think Melvins was from a Monty Python skit too. Miss The Git’s. ❤️

Mia Zapata was the front woman for The Gits which was punk but she could have been in a Blues Jazz or Rock band. She could have done just about anything.

by anonymous July 27, 2023

mh

mh- my heart. a love expression used like ml

1-“you look so pretty today!”
2-“aweeee thank you mh”

1- “hi mh, hyd?”
2- “im doing good bb hbu?”

by anonymous July 23, 2023

Spiderman Hand

Manual stimulation of the clitoris internally and externally wherein the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina while the index and pinky fingers rest against the lower labia/inter thighs and the palm against the upper labia and clitoris. The middle and ring fingers are then curled toward the palm in a trigger/hook motion.

His Spiderman Hand game left me weak and shaking.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Corli

.A diety worshipped in China.

Corli is fire given human form, a tower of power that is too sweet to be sour. A Corli can level any temperament with its tendency to simply not care about something that requires no care.

Many speculate on what form a Corli comes in - Is it a giraffe human and fox hybrid mixed with alien DNA? No one truly knows, all the Corliites know is that size matters, and Corli is a UNIT

I gave thanks to Corli today by sacrifcing three chocolate bars

by anonymous November 9, 2023

Quinse

A quick rinse in the shower usually to freshen up pits and crotch.

Julie takes a quinse after sex to stay fresh.

by anonymous July 8, 2021