Teannys

“Teannys you are bomb
by November 22, 2021
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Mr. Preston

Snake killer, bitchless, stands weird.
Mr. Preston chopped up a snake.
by September 16, 2022
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Jared

A drunken simp with a tiny dick who doesnt take no for an answer. he gets no bitches, but he has nice hair. the kinda dude who will send you some lil peep at 3 am cuz hes simping over the fact that you dont want him
ohoh Jared is fucked up and about to ruin everyone's night again
by April 04, 2022
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Jared

Queer/Homo/Tranny/Fag/Gender Fluid
Usually on some old dirt back road getting sucked off by a dude named T-Jizzle.
Careful around that guy, hes a jared, might try to suck you off
by April 17, 2023
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oneandonlyalpha

Oneandonlyalpha is really smart and talented and such a good friend. You can count on them. They are also very rude but very sweet as well
I wish I was like oneandonlyalpha. They are so cool!
by July 13, 2021
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champagne confetti

Small pieces of paper thrown into the air to celebrate
You won’t regret me, champagne confetti I want to see it in motion in 3D
by September 29, 2023
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Snorkeling

Two Homos 69 until completion. Basically you’re just sticking your dicks in each other’s mouth and when those sweaty balls slap yours eyes it forms a mask
My buddy and I are going snorkeling. I suck his cock he sucks mine. We are certified.
by August 27, 2022
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